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Tactical Beard Tamer | Toiletry Bag

$49.99 USD

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While some call it a “beard,” at BROG, we refer to them as “manliness growing from the face.” But that being said, we once heard of a guy who trimmed his beard and found a McDonald’s French fry. He could’ve really used our new tactical beard tamer. He might not have walked around for a whole week smelling like fry grease. We can't say for sure, but "old fries" probably isn't a smell the ladies love. The Tactical Beard Tamer is made of a vinyl-coated polyester truck tarp. That way, if you’re on the road and your shaving products turn grenade — nothing spills outside the kit. Additionally, it’s easy to clean with a hose or damp rag. The Tactical Beard Tamer also features a 2” Velcro panel across the top to fit additional small pouches or ID panels. Two strips of 1” MOLLE/PALS Webbing line each side for additional pouches. Each end features a grab-handle. The double-zipper configuration allows you to open the bag wide enough to view and grasp the contents. Eat your fries; don’t wear them. Give your beard the respect it deserves. Get our Tactical Beard Tamer. You’ll be glad you did!

Our favorite beard facts:

  • Stroking of the beard intensifies concentration and cognition.
  • Beards filter the air of pollution, toxins, and retains stray chip crumbs for delayed snacking possibilities.
  • Recent scientific studies suggest that beards rarely ever sleep.
  • Beards are completely immune to sarcasm.
  • Beards increase handsomeness by 50%.
  • Beards instinctively point out the location of the nearest mountain range.
  • Beards dramatically increase your stamina and ability to chop wood.

Product Features:

  • Made of vinyl-coated polyester
  • Double-zipper configuration opens bag wide to view contents.
  • Two strips of 1” MOLLE/PALS webbing line each side for additional pouches.
  • Features our signature, authentic branded leather logo
  • Zipper pull made of 550 para-cord
  • Double-stitch bound interior for durability
  • Dimensions | 4 x 4.25 x 9.5"
  • Grab-handles on either end
  • Easy to clean
  • Features our authentic branded leather logo
  • Color | Black
  • Handcrafted in the USA